The top ten reasons Milt does not accept other's ideas
- Priggee is dyslexic and would mess up what you wanted to express.
- If he were to use your idea he'd be stalking you every day for another one.
- If he were to illustrate your idea he probably would mispell your name.
- Your phone number would have to be included in the cartoon so you could answer all the hate calls.
- If your illustrated cartoon ended up in a lawsuit...well, good luck.
- Signing his name to your idea is...PLAGIARISM.
- If the plagiarized cartoon won an award you would have to take Priggee to court for your prize money.
- Priggee's price for illustrating your idea is way too expensive.
- He actually believes his ideas are better than your ideas.
- Milt is embarrasssed that his ideas really are not better than yours.